Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
The walls are NOT green.
Amazing how a woman can break a man with only five words.
u got a lil dick?
i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party
It was like a reward for being sociable