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everything personal

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Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

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Let me tell you a thing about Walgreens


The walls are NOT green.

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Today at the Disney Store

  • Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
  • Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
  • Woman: This is ridiculous.
  • Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
  • All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
  • And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.

yup, that’s me!



Amazing how a woman can break a man with only five words.

u got a lil dick?

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i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

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you said I was gonna be a mermaid



Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…


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